Hey! I mean hi! No wait, good day? Um...How are you-What brought you here-No you know what? FREAKING WELCOME TO MY PAGE!
So, you are all probably wondering if I'm human or not. I'm a clock. A super smart female clock that has HANDS (hah pun!) and can go on the computer... Yup. It makes sense, doesn't it? You can call me clock or antique. Or whatever. Wait, don't call me "whatever." I don't like that name.
I am an abnormal species called "TheAntiqueClock." There's only one of my kind, and to describe me, you would have to think of every single word and mush them together. I'm awkward, weird, funny, sad, jolly, boring, sarcastic, I DON'T KNOW. It depends on my mood today...BAH PUBERTY!
I really like to do everything. By everything, I mean anything. However, just because I want to do stuff, doesn't mean I'm good at it. Seriously. I'm talentless. I don't understand how people are so...perfect. Then you guys go saying, "Pssh, I'm not talented! You are!" You are all lying...The words of a fox before it breaks into your house and rummages through your fridge. Hah, foxes are cute.
Anyway, enough about me! Here on deviantART, you'll find all my crap. It's so hard for me to post my stuff up, because I keep on looking at other people's amazing artwork, and then there's mine...I post them though because I like to see my improvements throughout my life. Art and music saved me from dying, and I can't help but loving it.
Well, browse through as you wish! You may find that I have a weird taste, but it's perfectly healthy! Feedback is appreciated, as I'm not very social in real life. Or on the internet. I sometimes try to hide behind my laptop, but then I realize I'm talking to the person through it...
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